Rivalless Garb's

Preferred Collections

Our most fun and distinctive T-Shirts and more



A seemingly silly idea when first started, The Plaid Banana has grown to be Rivalless Garb's most-trafficked collection. This one took off with a full tank of fuel!  It's likely to continue expanding indefinitely, forever. The shop features the widest variety of styles we have. 

New For Spring 2021

Alternate plaids


Oaf Huck isn't just a character, as it turns out. It's also a thing people say. The domain OafHuck.com was available. Some 25+ OafHuck(Dot) sites later, and here we go! OafHuck.me, OafHuck.it, OafHuck.no, OafHuck.how, OafHuck.yoga...(?)

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For the love of Guacamole! A store with all kinds of fun, colorful, humorous ways to celebrate life's purest love, the love of a good Guacamole. There is a strong emphasis on confidence in one's own ability to make Guacamole.  

Many years before Rivalless Garb was a thing, it all started with Rivalless Guacamole. 

Rock Out With Your Guac Out

is only the beginning


Pharmapseudocal.com - Amazing what can be solved  with a little make believe!

A collection of T-Shirts promoting the various drugs and products we have made up.

R&D'd & Made



Here is a collection of clothing for the under-appreciated in any social setting. They may not make the plan, but they plant the seed. We're typically enthusiastic, even if a little unsure.  


Feasibly Fun built its home with Interrobangs, with no simple, recognizable symbol better to reflect enthusiasm for with uncertainty. 

T-Shirt with the largest possible Interrobang


Feasibly Fun Garb Shop

Rivalless Garb Originals

Sometimes, Rivalless Garb turns out a product unaffiliated with its multiple other wonderful projects. Everything from promoting small towns, to Summer camps that don't exist is fair game for the Rivalless Garb Collection. CAUTION: poorly organized.

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Rivalless Garb Is The Greatest on the Internet. A fact we're quite proud of, although we try not to take it too seriously. 

You may be curious about who decided that we are the greatest, and we understand that. The reality is that the entire internet. That is to say anywhere with internet access will tell you the same thing.

While you are here, we welcome you to look at some of our not-shop pages, including:

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