Back when I had Rivalless Guacamole going, I developed a lot of patter to keep folks amused as they watched me concoct Guacamole. A lot of it is in the delivery and a solid read for the audience, but I always got a good reaction from saying to people, "I can't wait to put my Guac in your mouth!"
Seems like something a Guacaphile with the right sense of humor would appreciate!
.: 100% Cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
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