Back when I had Rivalless Guacamole going, I developed a lot of patter to keep folks amused as they watched me concoct Guacamole. A lot of it is in the delivery and a solid read for the audience, but I always got a good reaction from saying to people, "I can't wait to put my Guac in your mouth!" 

Seems like something a Guacaphile with the right sense of humor would appreciate!

 

.: 100% Cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs bigger than usual

I can't wait to put my GUAC in your MOUTH *HOW* You Say It Shirt

$25.00Price