It was hard to have any sense of balance after rolling out the "Big Cats Are Dangerous," shirt. I'd like to tell you that I racked my brain to come up with something, but after about 15 minutes of trying to work on images of cocks to make them look like hideous monsters, the idea of scale hit me. Depicted here is a gigantic cock strutting its way down LaSalle Street in downtown Chicago.

Because the biggest cocks I know are from Chicago! 😂

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.: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size

Thanks For Looking At My Monster Cock T-shirt

$15.28Price